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Party
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A bloke holds a party where the guests have to come dressed as an emotion, 1st guest arrives painted green with N and V across his chest, "i'm green with envy" he says, Woman arrives in pink body stocking with feathers around her bits, "i'm tickled pink!" she says, next two gue...
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Answer
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Answer......... c0ckrobin. Question.............. Whats this up my arse batman? -- Edited by big_steve at 19:22, 2007-05-09
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Question
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Question............................. what's the medical name for the fatty tissue found around a clitoris? Answer........................... the wife!
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Barrel load of arse
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A young man joins the Navy and is immediately shipped out to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the ocean, the captain is showing the new recruit around when the recruit asks " what do sailors do to satisfy their urges while they are away at sea? " "let me show you" says the captai...
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shooting blanks
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Arthur, an 80 year old man goes to the doctors for his quarterly check up, the doc asks him how are things going and he replies "things are going great, i have a new 20 year old wife who's pregnant with my child what do you think about that?" The doctor considers his question then tells him a stor...
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Brings Tears to Your Eyes
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http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Unorthodox_Waxing-26fh.html
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Terraplane Toots
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Holes
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Two blonde women working for the council...one was digging a large hole, the other came straight behind her and filled it in. As she was doing so the first one was digging another hole, the second filled it in etc etc. This went on for some time. A curious guy walks up and says, "you know what, ive nev...
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Q and A
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Q. Why are there so many tree lined boulevards in France? A. Germans like to march in the shade!
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lost marbles
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Three sisters aged 92 94 and 96 who are all losing their marbles live in a house together. One night the 96 year old runs a bath, she puts her foot in and pauses, then yells to the other sisters "was i getting in the bath or out?" The 94 year old says "i'll come up and see", she starts wal...
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Handyman cops it
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One night a womans dishwasher breaks down so she gets on the phone to the repair man and he says he will come round the next day to fix it. She explained that she will be at work but said she will leave the key under the doormat and if he left the bill on the side she will post a cheque straight to him. "the o...
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Big Dick
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The other night in bed my wife reckoned I had a big dick ! "You`re pullin` my leg " I said
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hammered!
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Brian went out for a night out with his mates and ended up getting absolutly hammered, he eventually staggered home and got into bed beside his sleeping wife, he gave her a kiss on the cheek then fell asleep. next thing he knew, a man in all white was waiting at the bottom of the bed for him, "who are yo...
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Train station
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53 people have been found stuck to the walls and cieling of a dublin train station today. Authorities believe terrorists have let off the first no more nails bomb.
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pink dildo
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A man comes home from work one day to find his 17 year old daughter with a pink dildo up her, he shouts and asks what hell she thinks she's doing and she replies "well you wont let me have a boyfriend so this is my substitute" The following day she comes home and finds her Dad with her pink dildo up h...
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dust cart
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a mum and her son were following a dust cart along the road when a dildo flies out of the back of the lorry and hits their windscreen, embarassed and wanting to protect her young sons innocence she said " that was a big insect!" to which her son replied "i'm surprised it could fly with a ***...
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Gay dancer
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Teacher asks her class what their Dad's do at the weekends, when Oliver was asked he replied "he's a gay dancer in a gay club and sometimes if the money's right he lets punters $hag his arse and sometimes he sucks them off and swallows their whole load!" The teacher pulls little Oliver to one...
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wee guy
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wee guy siting at the bar, big thug walks in and hits him to the floor and says thats a karate chop from korea. later thug walks up to him and hits him again and says thats a judo chop from japan. wee guy goes out and few mins later returns, smacks thug on the head and knocks him out cold and says to the barman, wh...
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leper
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Q. Why was the leper caught speeding? A. He couldnt take his foot off the accelerator
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One for Dell & Chucky ...
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A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant building plot. One day Joe, Steve and a gang of building workers turned up to start building a house on the empty plot and the young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking wi...
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granny
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granny & grandad sitting at the breakfast table, granny says " do you know....my nipples are as hot for you today as they where 50 years ago ?" grandad says " course they are.... one's in your coffee, the other's in your porrige".
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Wanker
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A ninety five year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample for analysis at hospital. he turns up two days later with the jar empty. Nurse asks why no sample, he says "sorry but i tried with my right hand then my left, then my wife tried with both hands then with her mouth first with her teeth in t...
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Fred & Ginger
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[IMG]https://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/...
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cinema
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today in dublin a family were found frozen to death outside the Odeon, apparently they were queing for three weeks to see "closed for refurbishments"
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new love
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a guy and his new girlfriend are getting saucy for the first time. after the session she goes to the loo and he notices a photo of another man by her bedside. he tries to put it out of his mind, "everybody has a past" he thinks. perhaps next time we do this it will be gone and my photo will be there. a...
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Daddy in the shower.
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A little girl accidently saw her daddy in the shower. She's curious and asks what his testicles are. "Those are the apples of the tree of life" He tells her. Impressed, she repeats this to her mum, who adds" did he say anything about the dead flippin branch they're hanging on?...
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Only in the UK
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This is a genuine mistake made in UK. This was actually sold in the supermarkets - until they twigged!!
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Sniper
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Named and shamed
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Redneck Bubba's pregnant sister is in a car accident and she falls into a coma, after 6 months she wakes up and see's that she is no longer pregnant, she ask's the Dr about the baby and he tells her that she had twins, a boy and a girl and that they are fine. "your brother Bubba named them f...
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Dry cleaners
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A girl takes a dress to the dry cleaners and asks for it to be cleaned. The man is partly deaf and say's "come again love?", the girl blushes and say's "NO, it's yoghurt this time!".
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Down the toilet!
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Down The Toilet A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when an unfortunate incident occurred. Early one morning, the wife, drowsy from bed, went to the toilet to pee and neglected to notice that the seat was up. When she sat, she kept going! She was just the right size and shape...
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Odd one out
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Which is the odd one out? 1. Toaster 2. washing machine 3. Dish washer 4. A woman Answer; A toaster, it's the only one that doesnt drip when it's fcuked!
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