A bloke holds a party where the guests have to come dressed as an emotion, 1st guest arrives painted green with N and V across his chest, "i'm green with envy" he says, Woman arrives in pink body stocking with feathers around her bits, "i'm tickled pink!" she says, next two guests are Irish, 1 with his dick in a bowl of custard, 1 with his dick stuck in a pear, the host asks what they have come as, "well oim fukn discustard & Mick has come in dispear!"
