Brian went out for a night out with his mates and ended up getting absolutly hammered, he eventually staggered home and got into bed beside his sleeping wife, he gave her a kiss on the cheek then fell asleep.
next thing he knew, a man in all white was waiting at the bottom of the bed for him, "who are you?" asked Brian, "St Peter" replied the man, "oh no, am i dead?" asked Brian, "dont worry" said St Peter "you can be reincarnated but only as a hen" "oh well, that'll be ok as long as you put me in next doors chicken run so i can still see my wife" said Brian. so St Peter put him next door, soon Brian was having pain in his stomach and a rooster came up to him and explained he was about to lay his first egg, soon the pain eased a little and an egg appeared, quickly the same sensation returned and another egg appeared with immense relief to Brian, then there was a third, but instead of relief he was hit across the head by his wife who shouted " wake up you drunken bas*ard, you'r ****ting the bed!!
