Teacher asks her class what their Dad's do at the weekends, when Oliver was asked he replied "he's a gay dancer in a gay club and sometimes if the money's right he lets punters $hag his arse and sometimes he sucks them off and swallows their whole load!" The teacher pulls little Oliver to one side and asks if he is telling the truth and he say's "no, he supports West Ham really but i was to ashamed to admit it!"
