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Random but Funny
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=4Lnchko--RM Family guy gay marriage
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perfect man
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A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this... 'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms...
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doctor
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A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"...
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ANN SUMMERS
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A man goes into ann summers to buy some lingerie for his wife. He notices that the more see through it is the dearer it is, so he buys the most expensive at £150. His wife rushes upstairs to put it on, on seeing how seethrough it is she decides to go naked instead so she can take it back and get a refund. She appe...
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Afinger of fudge
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Alittle old lady goes to a grocery shop to buy cat food, she picks up 3 cans and takes them to the checkout, the girl at the till says " i'm sorry but we cant sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat, a lot of old people buy it to eat and the management wants proof that you're buying cat food for yo...
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key to happiness
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A man leaves home to go fight in the crusades, and decides that his wife should wear a chasity belt in his absence, so he locks her up and gives the key to his best friend. "if i'm not back in four years, you can unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life" he says. The husband leaves on hors...
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Flying wheelbarrow
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A couple went to a counsellor because their sex life was dying, after a brief chat with the pair the therapist suggested some new sex positions to spice up their nights. "why dont you try the flying wheelbarrow?" he says "get her to lay flat on the floor face down, get behind her and lif...
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Wedding
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How do you know when you're at a Norfolk wedding? Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church!
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winter
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An indian chief is asked by his indians if winter this year will be cold. He looks at the sky but he cant tell for sure, so he tells them "yes the winter will be cold, go collect some firewood". The next morning the indians ask the chief if they need to collect more firewood. Taking a chance t...
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why men dont write advice columns ?
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i received this in an email and thought i would share it with you all! Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a...
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what a balls up
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A tourist walking through a market square in Cairo one afternoon asks for the time from an old man standing next to a camel. The old man grabs the camels balls lifts them up and says "its just gone 3.30pm". The tourist is very impressed, he goes back to his hotel and tells a fellow guest that h...
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RUGBY
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Sales of condoms in france have fallen when the England rugby squad proved that to f**k 15 french ****s you only need one johnny!!!!
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BLUE TONGUE
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Inspectors turn up at Paddy and Murphy's farm. "We regret to tell you that one of your cows has blue tongue". "Thats amazing "said Murphy."We didn't even know they had mobile phones"!!!
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E.R
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a man walks into casualty with multiple bruises, 2 black eyes, and a 5 iron wrapped tightly round his neck. the doctor asks "my god, what happened to you?" man replies " my wife and i were playing a round of golf when we both sliced our ball's into a field of cows, we both climbed over the fe...
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professions
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young,urban,professional,peaceful,intelligent,ecologist
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ANIMAL
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Larry Laprice R.I.P
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with all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry Laprice, the man that wrote the hokey cokey died piecefully aged 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him i...
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paddy
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paddy driveing along behind alorry and notice's something wrong...he pulls up along side the lorry driver and says oi my friend you are loseeing your load ...lorry driver says i know i'm gritting...
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tramps
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two tramps in the park one tramp is blowing up the arse of the other trying to resusatate him , the cop said i think your blowing up the wrong end the tramp said no i an't have'nt you smelt his ****ing breath
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no dates
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after no dates or sex for 5 years a woman goes to see a chinese expert sex therapist dr chang. he says " take off all your croase, get down and craw reery reery fast to other side of room" she does, "ok craw reery reery fast back" as she did dr chang shook his head." your probrem v...
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hot nips
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granny & grandad sitting at the breakfast table, granny says " do you know....my nipples are as hot for you today as they where 50 years ago ?" grandad says " course they are.... one's in your coffee, the other's in your porridge".
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coma
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A woman on her death bed in a coma, the nurses are giving her a bed bath and notice when they touch her private area her heart rate improves so they suggest to her husband that a little oral sex might do her some good, he's a little surprised but goes in behind the curtain and a few minutes later all monitors g...
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battery
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What has a 9 volt battery and a womans ar$ehole got in common? ... ... ... ... You know it's wrong but sooner or later you will stick your tongue on it!
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bird
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what flys and got wings ...oh yeh a bird not a woman hahaha how funny
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can i have a go
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http://www.rathergood.com/baps/
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Sick
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A pregnant woman gets onto a bus, loaded with bags of shopping. As she gets on she trips, splitting one of the bags. A huge steak drops onto the floor of the bus, followed by two eggs. A man looks down, sees the mess and says... "Don't worry love, it wouldn't have lived anyway. It's eyes are too far apa...
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Little Johnny
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Little Johnny walks in on his parents one night whilst they are (ahem) 'Doing the Deed'. "Get out, son" smirked his dad, throwing a pillow at him. A little later on, dad hears a commotion from Little Johnny's room. He goes in and is shocked beyond belief to find him going at it hammer and tongs...
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What's
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What's black and screams?? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
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golf
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man staggers into a hostpital with concussion, multiple bruises two black eyes and a 5 iron wrapped tightly around his throat. doctor asked what happened to you. well i was playing golf with the wife, when we sliced our golf balls into a feild of cows. i found one stuck in a cows fanny, i yelled to my wife t...
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german dwarfs
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four german dwarfs went to amsterdam's red light district and hired a six foot tall prostitute. they went back to their hotel room, stripped off, tied springs to their feet and gave her the best shag she,d ever had. it's whats known in the business as the four sprung dwarf technique.
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pastor flapps
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rev john flapps see's a lady church member getting drunk in the pub. he tries to take her home but they fall and he ends up on top of her. the land lord say's oi mate you cant do that in here. the rev replies you don't understand, i'm pastor flapps, landlord say's well if your that far in you may as well finish....
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