A couple went to a counsellor because their sex life was dying, after a brief chat with the pair the therapist suggested some new sex positions to spice up their nights.
"why dont you try the flying wheelbarrow?" he says "get her to lay flat on the floor face down, get behind her and lift her legs, slot your weapon inside her, pull her hair as hard as you can so shes looking at you from behind and ride her fcuckin stupid!"
The couple head off home champing at the bit, the husband suggests they try it straight away, "ok" says the wife, "but only on condition you wont go past my mums house!"
