3 guys and a lady were sitting at a bar talking about their professions 1st guy i'm a y.u.p.p.i.e you know young,urban,professional,peaceful,intelligent,ecologist 2nd guy i'm a d.i.n.k double income no kids 3rd guy i'm a r.u.b rich urban biker they turn to the womanand say what are you i'm a WIFE you know wash,iron,****,etc