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Bang
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gettin` a wood
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Chevy
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Remote Control for Husband
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Michelle Obama Monkey Motivational Poster
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F1 Button Disaster
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Giant caterpillar found in bedroom
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stevie
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survey
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hospital
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a man comes round in hospital after an accident. he shouts doctor... i cant feel my legs the doctor says i know we cut your ****in arms off
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stevie
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Mexican Lion ?
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Mexican Lion ? Yes that was what the owner of an Auto Repair Shop was trying to pass his Dog off as . He was Hoping this Loin ? Would run off would be Thief's
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Baggy Pants Style
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This baggy pants style has been making me wonder how they keep their pants from falling down. Finally its been explained! -- Edited by TANGO on Wednesday 20th of January 2010 04:01:26 PM
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Two Police women
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Two police women are out on foot patrol with their alsatian dog. One says " I'm getting a bit cold and I've left my thermal knickers back at the station." The other one says " Use the dog, give him a sniff of your fanny and he'll fetch them for you". So she lets the dog have a sniff and he...
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Duck
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A duck walks into a bar jumps up on the stool and says to the bar man...."got any bread"? Barman.."sorry, we don't serve ducks in here. The duck waddles out of the bar. Next day the duck walks back into the bar, jumps onto the stool and says to the bar man..."got any bread" Barm...
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Hollywood
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Earthquake
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I know how those poor bastards in Haiti feel, last time i had 30 aftershocks i couldnt find my house either!
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Transformers joke
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Snow Joke Number 2
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How do ya turn a Dishwasher into a Snow plough????? Give the bitch a shovel
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Snow
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My neighbour caught me throwing shovel loads of snow over the fence. He said "What do you think you're doing". I said "Shovelling snow from my garden and throwing it into yours....... ............do you get my drift?".
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Muslim
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Police are appealing for help?? A Muslim has been hit by a runaway truck and is pinned against the wall. The Police are asking for the driver to come forwards! -- Edited by cadillacman on Saturday 5th of December 2009 10:30:49 AM
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New chemical element discovered...
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Queens University researchers have discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has; one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are he...
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Rule of the BBQ...
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When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking uten...
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A burglar broke into a house...
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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Ju...
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Marge & Mildred at the Movies...
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A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE. THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?" THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER 'CHUCK'. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES." "I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIM...
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25 Puns
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1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian . 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated fr...
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summer santa
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skating rink
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One Christmas Joe and Pete build a skating rink in a field. A shepherd leading his flock decides to take a shortcut across the rink but the sheep are afraid of the ice and wont cross, desperate, the shepherd begins tugging them to the other side, "look at that pete says Joe, that guy is trying to p...
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seasonal 1
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Q: Why has Santa got three Gardens? > > > > > > > > > A: so he can Ho Ho Ho !!!! Merry Xmas Everyone!
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seasonal joke
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Q: What do you get when you cross a teacher with a Vampire? > > > A: .........lots of Blood Tests!!!!!!! ....................more...................... Q: What do you get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? > > > > A: Frostbite!!!!!!!!
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She looks like a campaign poster for neglected horses -
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chucky
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Moose
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Two hunters go moose hunting every winter without success, after several years they finally come up with a plan, they buy a female moose costume and learn the mating call of a female moose - the plan being that they'll lure a bull then jump out of the costume and shoot it. They set themselves up in a forest...
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'eres a good'un
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A terrapin lorry and a tortoise lorry collide one day on the way to market - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - it was a TURTLE disaster! groan!
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Leona Lewis
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i asked Leona Lewis how she was doing after her smack in the mouth,she said "Ikeep bleedin',keep keep bleedin' luv" what did one snowman say to he other? can you smell carrots??
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