Two police women are out on foot patrol with their alsatian dog. One says " I'm getting a bit cold and I've left my thermal knickers back at the station." The other one says " Use the dog, give him a sniff of your fanny and he'll fetch them for you". So she lets the dog have a sniff and he runs off back to the station. Two hrs later he returns with a truncheon, a plastic baton, a baseball bat and 3 of the Sergeants fingers.
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