Two hunters go moose hunting every winter without success, after several years they finally come up with a plan, they buy a female moose costume and learn the mating call of a female moose - the plan being that they'll lure a bull then jump out of the costume and shoot it. They set themselves up in a forest clearing, don their costume and give the moose love call, before long their call is answered as a bull comes crashing into the clearing , when the bull gets close the bloke in the front half says "ok, lets jump out and get him", after a few moments the guy in back shouts "the zips stuck! what are we going to do?" the bloke in the front says "well im going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself!"
