An old married couple in there 60's are visited by a fairy who grants them a wish each, "i want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife, 2 tickets for a luxury world cruise magically appear in her hand..... husband says"sorry love but mine is to have a wife 30 years younger than me" so the fairy waves her wand and the husband becomes 92! Moral of the story:-men who are ungrateful bastards should remember that fairies are bloody female!!
