On the first day of primary school the teacher asks everyone to count to 50, some count as high as 30 or 40, others cant get past 20. But Wayne counts up to 100 without any mistakes, when Wayne gets home and tells his dad how well he did his dad says "thats because you're an Aussie son." The next day, the teacher asks everyone to recite the alphabet, most can only make it halfway through, but Wayne rattles off the letters perfectly, when he brags to his dad about how he did, his proud dad explains "thats because you're an Aussie son. The next day, after games the boys hit the showers and Wayne notices that he's better endowed than anyone else, that night he boasts, "dad, mines the biggest out of anyone in my class, is it because i'm an Aussie?" "no son, it's because you're 22!".
