A man walks through the sahara desert desperate for water, when he sees something in the distance, he walks towards it only to find a little old man sitting at a table with a bunch of neckties laid out, the man asks "please, i am dying of thirst can i have some water?" The little old man replies "i dont have any water, but why dont you buy a tie? heres one that goes nicely with your ripped clothes". The man shout's " I DONT WANT A TIE, I NEED WATER!" "ok, dont buy a tie, but because i'm a nice guy i'll tell you that over that hill about 4 miles away is a nice restaurant, they will give you all the water you want!" , the man thanks him and walks away towards the hill and eventually disappears. Three hours later, he comes crawling back to where the little old man is sitting at his table, little old man says "i told you about 4 miles over that hill, couldnt you find it?" the man rasps " i found it all right, they wouldnt let me in without a tie!!"
