paddy was in the pub telling his mate about his first parachute jump when he was in the army, he said "we were about 30.000 feet up and 1 by 1 they started to jump, it came to my turn and i could'nt jump, no way", then this big coloured guy pulled out his 12 inch **** and said if i didnt jump he would stick it up my arse, paddy's mate says " did you jump?" paddy said "just a little when he first put it in!!"
