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bod · " allright shag?"

RE: TURTLESPEED SCOOTERS

bod · " allright shag?"

dell wrote:

good, be a load of us come round and fit them, make sure theres plenty of beer, coffee, and grub at hand.

manifolds turned up in the post this morning.yipee

mr bowtie · I love Drag!!!

so why haven't they been fitted yet ??? and why haven't you booked the mot yet ????
no excuses bod... get it done...

dell · Higher than Mr Bowtie

bod did they come with all the gaskets ect.

bod · " allright shag?"

dell wrote:

bod did they come with all the gaskets ect.

no they didnt , i have had the studs removed , as they were stuffed , and i havn't fitted them as i thought you lot were coming down to throw the spanners about .

mr bowtie · I love Drag!!!

well! am I a psychic , when and where?

homer · Member

what happend to the caravan section then ?

bod · " allright shag?"

mr bowtie wrote:

well! am I a psychic , when and where?

is that really how you spell fizzychick,,,...i am hoping to get some decent studs this week. and i also need some block to manifold gaskets ( suggestions as to where to purchase these on the cheap would be welcome ).
once the gaskets are here , its everyone round melford way felixstowe, for a pre mot check , and its burgers , beers and biscuits all round.

dell · Higher than Mr Bowtie

hi bod happy birthday mate, gaskets i use usa auto care on 01493 752152 at acle. ask for malcom hes good with prices. ken from speedy hire has a van goes up that area twice a week, save the postage.!

Fi · Guru

homer wrote:

what happend to the caravan section then ?

It's cold to do any work on our caravan.

BUMPER · Senior Member

Fi wrote:

homer wrote:

what happend to the caravan section then ?

It's cold to do any work on our caravan.

Know what you mean! was talking today about what shows we're taking the caravan on and that we ought to clean it out and wash it soon, but yes to bloody cold'n wet.
Luv old caravans tho', ours is an early 70s Viking Fibreline, it's a littl'n think its a 10 footer plus the Aframe. Tiddly awning which Ruth set fire to the first weekend we used it!
Yes we need a caravan section!!..was there ever one?

Fi · Guru

Mitch has got a baby Cheltenham, but we don't talk about his misfortunes.

The Humber club's magazine has a got a caravan section.

-- Edited by Fi at 18:54, 2007-02-25

Mr POPular · !!!!!!GOD!!!!!!

No cos I thought you was all jokin!!! Hardcore rockabilly and hot rodders dont normally talk about caravans, of any age!!!!

Still when you get to your age Bumper hey!!!!!!

Do you want a section on tartan blankets to cover your knees?

madmoggy · Senior Member

we have an old caravan too, an avondale 20 years old and still going strong,we must get down and clean it soon,get it ready for summer .

Fi · Guru

Mr POPular wrote:

Do you want a section on tartan blankets to cover your knees?

Tartan blankets are so last year darling, patchwork quilts are the way to go darling. Can we have a patchwork section?

madmoggy · Senior Member

but i havent mentioned it before because as mr pop said we don,t normally talk about things like that lol

Mr POPular · !!!!!!GOD!!!!!!

I had a 16' mid 70's sprite muscateer that i used to pull with a talbot matra rancho, but after therapy I got over it!!!

Fi · Guru

If you'd put a tow bar on the Pop and pulled it with that, you'd wouldn't needed to do all the work you're doing at the moment. Would have been one way to get the nose up in the air.

mr bowtie · I love Drag!!!

tartan blanket would be an excellent idea to cover up bumpers legs

how about we make the section caravan demolition !!!!

patch work fi.... good nice to see a woman actually using their own tool box ,

bod · " allright shag?"

dell wrote:

bod did they come with all the gaskets ect.

spoke to malcolm , gaskets are on there way.

mr bowtie · I love Drag!!!

bod wrote:

dell wrote:

bod did they come with all the gaskets ect.
spoke to malcolm , gaskets are on there way.

about bloody time.... you dockers are slow at everything...ha.ha

bod · " allright shag?"

i dont normally keep you hanging about , you old bugger,

mr bowtie · I love Drag!!!

That is only because you re to busy reading dirty magazines or playing cards on the computer.

bod · " allright shag?"

you are definitely getting me mixed up wiyh someone else!!!

mr bowtie · I love Drag!!!

bod wrote:

you are definitely getting me mixed up wiyh someone else!!!

The only thing mixed up about you is your alcohol
By the way I meant looking at the pictures in the books, reading is properly to strenious.

bod · " allright shag?"

i do not mix my alcohol. i keep beer in the big glass , and whisky in the little one .
which reminds me...back in a mo.

mr bowtie · I love Drag!!!

bod wrote:

i do not mix my alcohol. i keep beer in the big glass , and whisky in the little one .
which reminds me...back in a mo.

A mo. Is that all it takes a ford driver? Must be due to all the alcohol abuse, or is that self abuse

bod · " allright shag?"

not the ford driver again?
when will you realise , not only are you barking up the wrong tree,
you in the wrong woods old son.

mr bowtie · I love Drag!!!

bod wrote:

not the ford driver again?
when will you realise , not only are you barking up the wrong tree,
you in the wrong woods old son.

Trees, woods, Hark is that banjo music I hear down yonder felixstowe, next thing you know you will be sitting on the porch discussing pick ups with bumper. Squeal boy

bod · " allright shag?"

now let me tell you something pasty, we all come on here to talk cars and hotrods etc,
where as your agenda seems to be hillbillys , and banjos.
i know you pretend to be interested in chevys or some **** , but dont you think you should come clean ... your really after something were not offering.

mr bowtie · I love Drag!!!

bod wrote:

now let me tell you something pasty, we all come on here to talk cars and hotrods etc,
where as your agenda seems to be hillbillys , and banjos.
i know you pretend to be interested in chevys or some **** , but dont you think you should come clean ... your really after something were not offering.

Really it is not I who calls my friend Sherry, as for talk I havent heard you mention a decent automobile yet, ( I mean you can hardly call a ford a decent car )
As for hillbillies and banjos, I think certain members ought to stand side by side and look in the mirror... ( dodgy gene pool, spot the similarity, are you brothers, cousins) or what?

bod · " allright shag?"

yet again you have answered me with hardly a mention of the cars that ,we on this site ,love
i fear that you are trying to groom me for mansex, and will hold no more corrospondence with you , you weirdo.

mr bowtie · I love Drag!!!

bod wrote:

yet again you have answered me with hardly a mention of the cars that ,we on this site ,love
i fear that you are trying to groom me for mansex, and will hold no more corrospondence with you , you weirdo.

Thats rich coming from one of the body doubles for right said fred.....

Mansex? I thought that was something commonly used to describe a dock worker with his dodgy magazines and a handfull of tissues
Weird, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm thats rich, I think you need to come out of the closet.

bod · " allright shag?"

so you finally bought a ford ,mmmmmmmmmm,you dont fool me,..wierdo

mr bowtie · I love Drag!!!

bod wrote:

so you finally bought a ford ,mmmmmmmmmm,you dont fool me,..wierdo

fool you ????? naaaaaaaaaa, but with looks like yours I pity you .............

bod · " allright shag?"

looks like mine ??!!??!!
dear god man,aint you got no mirrors in your house?

mr bowtie · I love Drag!!!

bod wrote:

looks like mine ??!!??!!
dear god man,aint you got no mirrors in your house?

yeah!!!! but weve taken them down ready for when you come round!!!!!!!!! didn't want you to break them or scare yourself........................ weirdo

bod · " allright shag?"

now that i,ve got me old lammie i was just going through the archives , looking for scooter related chat when i came across this old gem.
do you guys remember these old days when bloaty used to interrupt peoples threads to bloat on about how fat/ugly everyone is compared to how slim/handsome he is.
aahhh....how things have changed!!..doh.

Steve's Apache · Senior Member

Mr Shrek Can I Have a Caravan Section Please furious

Steve's Apache · Senior Member

Shrek wrote:

if you section a caravan you will have to be a midget to get into it. mitch was sectioned once but the straps fell of the straight jacket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I Have a Caravan Section Please ????? furious