YOU EITHER GET IT OR YOU DONT

Mitch · Sex God

TURTLESPEED SCOOTERS

Fi · Guru

Can I have a caravan section?

Shrek · Guru

if you section a caravan you will have to be a midget to get into it. mitch was sectioned once but the straps fell of the straight jacket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fi · Guru

Doris · Veteran Member

What about a bike section, or can that join the scooters, cos we got a yamaha divvy and a yamaha Seca II, and possibly another one, possibly two, soon as well.

Hang on that will mean we will have 11 cars and 4 bikes between us. Doesn't that mean we classify as a dealer?

Mitch · Sex God

Its not so much a scooter section, everyone is just mingled together. Bikes are just as welcome as cars or scooters. I might want another bike if i see some pics on here. Had to sell my Royal Enfield as i didn't have a license and twas only a matter of time before i got nicked.

Going to look at a vespa tonight.

Doris · Veteran Member

ooohhh, enfield, vveerryy nniiccee. What year? oh and you don't know of any little 125's up for grabs? don't want a cruiser or a step-through, maybe a little cb/cg or an LC mmm... prefer older as opposed to the new stuff, anyway i'm on the look out at the moment as doing DAS in a couple of weeks

oldskool · Senior Member

Don't forget my caravan, that means caravans are as popular as scooters!!!

Fi · Guru

No-one can forget Turtlespeed Caravan Group!

Mitch · Sex God

Fi wrote:

No-one can forget Turtlespeed Caravan Group!

Yeah, i remember the Brighton riots of 64. When the caravan owners fought with tent owners on the beaches. Of course Jimmy was at the centre of all the trouble cos he was an 'Ace Face' with he's chrome plated Jockey Wheel. I remember them all walking down the promenade chanting ' we are the campers, we are the campers, we are we are we are the campers'.

Twas wild!!

Fi · Guru

Mitch wrote:

with he's chrome plated Jockey Wheel.

We need a new jockey wheel, maybe we ought to get one chromed plated.

Doris · Veteran Member

More info on the enfield you git my interest, oh and i fogot about my '42 350 matchy so thats another bike. I NEED INFO

Mitch · Sex God

Twas an '84 Indian Bullet. But i raided my mates garage and fitted it with lots of original bits. Single saddle, early rear light. 1952 tank, 50's style bars, different exhaust, early mudgaurds, early side stand and loads of other stuff. looked like an original bike. If you go in to 'general chat' find the previous vehicles post and you'll find a pic of it. I do miss it.

Mr POPular · !!!!!!GOD!!!!!!

I think you will find it was sting that was the ace face not jimmy and that was because he had a 17'sprite muscateer.

I tried to start mitch's enfield......no wonder you wear them big boots!!!!

Ive only ever had two bikes......Suzuki ER 50 (trials bike type thingy) and a Suzuki XS 250, which was a big 4 stroke thay was so heavy no one could get it onto its centre stand!!!

Fitzy · Veteran Member

Make that 3. I'll send a pic of the lammy soon.

JonnySierra · Veteran Member

My Lambretta might even run soon.... If I'm lucky......

I'll look forward to taking my CBT with a load of spotty 16 year olds who say "Innit" a lot....

BUMPER · Senior Member

Fi wrote:
Can I have a caravan section?

And can I have a BIG TITS section! and definitly a beer section.
Bumper...........

bod · " allright shag?"

i second bumpers notion,.. how about big titted birds that drink beer , drive old pick up trucks with scooters in the flatbed ..nice..

BUMPER · Senior Member

bod wrote:
i second bumpers notion,.. how about big titted birds that drink beer , drive old pick up trucks with scooters in the flatbed ..nice..

Oooooh yeah, wow. Bod we could get carried away with this one... fishnets in legs upto her armpits,boots to stamp all over me, cowboy hat, tatoos,pretty mouth, fekin hurt me ya bitch!
that's the normal stuff, lets get carried away!!!!
Wot ya got to add Bod?

Sorry, we don't take plastic....

bod · " allright shag?"

i think you got it spot on apart from a couple of points. she would have to be covered in sweat , and she would have to smell of petrol(or 20/50 oil)...and have a quart of jack daniels in the glovebox.perfect.

couldnt help noticing you used the word normal in you post..we shouldnt kid ourselves that this is normal old son.

mr bowtie · I love Drag!!!

Bod !!!!
I think you need help !!!! your not a well little bunny are you !!!
perhaps youv'e been spending to long in dingy little portacabins late at night reading !!! or should I say looking at the pictures in dodgy magazines ??

bod · " allright shag?"

they're not dodgy , they're health and fitness magazines.
you want dodgy , you only have to look under the seat in you cab, you big hairy trucker.

Mr POPular · !!!!!!GOD!!!!!!

BUMPER wrote:
And can I have a BIG TITS section! and definitly a beer section.
Bumper...........

There you go Bumper......nice pair of titties for you!!!!!

Mitch · Sex God

I cant believe you talked Jo into going topless for the forum!

chucky · Rum Boy

now now! anyway i thought the docks have been shut because of a slight little puff of wind!? or has your cabin blown in the sea Bod?

bod · " allright shag?"

youve got me muddled up with that bloke wot sits about all day drinking tea, watching tele and talking to lorry drivers . ..no no ,im the other one , the really busy one.

chucky · Rum Boy

I came down your place the other day, about 10am looking for you but you were asleep on the floor cuddling an empty whiskey bottle!

bod · " allright shag?"

thats just a rumour (brandy bottle.)

dell · Higher than Mr Bowtie

never mind bod, iam gonna make us a bar with stools ect for the nats.

bod · " allright shag?"

sounds good to me mate. i cant feking wait . you know what me and tony are like .any day spent not at the nats ,is a day spent waiting for the nats.

dell · Higher than Mr Bowtie

yup know wot ya mean

Mrs Mopar · Veteran Member

I know it says scooters, but can Dirtbikes be added? cos I got one of those too, so does my husband and my son????

Mrs Mopar

Ps: Nice Man boob rack too! hahahahaha

bod · " allright shag?"

dirt bikes work for me mrs mopar. much as i would love an old lambretta ,even rough ones get good prices so until i can afford the time/space/money to get one ,i make do with beating about on my old 70s honda xl.its used every day for work .

dell · Higher than Mr Bowtie

hey bod you wanna concentrate on them manifolds and mot before april 1st

bod · " allright shag?"

got an email from the manifold man to say they are on their way

dell · Higher than Mr Bowtie

good, be a load of us come round and fit them, make sure theres plenty of beer, coffee, and grub at hand.

mr bowtie · I love Drag!!!

thats torn it !!!if wev'e got builders coming to assist nothing will get done.................................. not enough time left in between tea breaks to do any work !!!

bod · " allright shag?"

dell wrote:

good, be a load of us come round and fit them, make sure theres plenty of beer, coffee, and grub at hand.

you've got yourselves a date there!!

chucky · Rum Boy

bod wrote:

got an email from the manifold man to say they are on their way

hope they not coming from 1 of the same places i have dealt with recentley from the states, first i decide to treat myself to a pair of chrome rocker covers for my 390ci i'm putting in next winter and after getting a quote of gbp9.00 they decided to charge me gbp35.00 delivery and this after i had paid for covers and original post price, ebay dont want to know and they got my money and wont send till i pay more. I have also just reported someone else to ebay because i paid £11.00 for a hotrod and babes calender in December and never recieved it, they wont even answer my emails. Dont want to worry you at all.......

chucky · Rum Boy

mr bowtie wrote:

thats torn it !!!if wev'e got builders coming to assist nothing will get done.................................. not enough time left in between tea breaks to do any work !!!

ha ha

That coming from a lorry driver!!?

dell · Higher than Mr Bowtie

let us know and we will bring round the cutting gear,angle grinders, sledge hammers, and the mig ha ha.

bod · " allright shag?"

i hear you mate. i have tried to cover my a*se by using recorded post ,but there is always a margin for error. fingers crossed.

Mr POPular · !!!!!!GOD!!!!!!

chuckypop wrote:

I have also just reported someone else to ebay because i paid £11.00 for a hotrod and babes calender in December and never recieved it, they wont even answer my emails. Dont want to worry you at all.......

You think thats bad Ive been fighting pay pal for £1200 for the last 2 weeks!!!!

chucky · Rum Boy

Feck! what happened there then? surely a salesman wasnt conned!!

Mr POPular · !!!!!!GOD!!!!!!

Not quite, but paypal screwed up and have been saying for the last week i will get it back and it finally appeared in my pay pal account today, so ive transfered to my bank which takes another 5-7 days!!

Shrek · Guru

dont you just love the speed of digital transfers!!!!! quicker sending a pigeon but you probably ate it with a nice chianti !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bod · " allright shag?"

dell wrote:

let us know and we will bring round the cutting gear,angle grinders, sledge hammers, and the mig ha ha.

sounds a bit drastic , but i trust you guys.

chucky · Rum Boy

you've seen that advert where that Indian bloke turns his car into a 306 (or was it a 206?) , well if you want Trev we could turn your Zep into a tigra?

complete with hybollox?

-- Edited by chuckypop at 10:13, 2007-02-10

Mrs Mopar · Veteran Member

Hiya Bod,

We have an 07 KTM 450 exc, an 85cc KTM 2 stroke and I ride a Honda 06 CRF 150.
These are the other fun toys!

Cheers,

Mrs Mopar

Mr POPular · !!!!!!GOD!!!!!!

Thats why I regret coming home.......Bloody visas!!!!!!

You guys know how to have fun in Oz!!!!!