The other day i needed the toilet so went in the public toilet ,sat down for a s##t . A voice came from the cubicle next to me .....hello mate how you doing? although i thought it a bit strange i didnt want to be rude so i said "not bad thanks"
after a short pause i heard the voice again "so what you up to?" again i answered somewhat reluctantly "just having a quick s##t..how about yourself?"
the next thing i heard him say was "sorry mate i'll have to call you back i've got some ******* in the next cubicle answering everything i say"
