True Story?
A woman is driving down a road. A man is driving down the same road in the opposite direction.
As they pass each other, the man leans out the window and yells "PIG!!" The woman immediately leans out her window and yells "JERK!!"
They each continue on their way.
As the woman rounds the next curve she crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road!
Told yer!