I was playing golf several weeks back, as I teed off I connected with my ball superbly.
The ball shot off like a rocket and hit a women walking by. She dropped to the floor instantly and screamed out in agony.
I ran like Linford minus the lunchbox to the club house. Bursts open the door and shouted Is there a doctor in here
Im a doctor a man replied
I need you to come with me as I just hit a woman with my golf ball I said
Jesus, where did you hit her? he asked
Between the first and second hole I replied
Doesnt leave a lot of room for a bandage replied the doctor
