YOU EITHER GET IT OR YOU DONT

Every time i tried a chat up line here's what i got



ME: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money..



ME: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours..
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours..

ME:Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.



ME: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.



ME: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.



ME: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.



HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.



ME: I think I could make you very happy.


SHE: Why? Are you leaving?


ME: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.



ME: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?


ME: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.



ME: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.



ME: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.



ME: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.



ME: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.


ME: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.






: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.