Decided to rob a bank tomorrow. Im gonna wear a big clown nose, a clown wig and makeup. Im also gonna wear a thong and nipple tassles. Im gonna be carryin a goat with a dildo up its @rse and a tin of dulux. When im in the bank im gonna get the goat to suck me off, and chuck paint all over the walls shoutin "big fat hairy p1ssflaps". When ive got the cash im gonna take a sh1t on the floor before escaping in a van shaped like a big pink c0ck. Lets see crimewatch make a fookin reconstruction of that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I am the willing Led by the unknowing Doing the impossibe For the ungrateful.
