Couple of cars I valeted turned up some interesting things
Cleaned this car out for 2 gay bloked and there was a set of what I later discovered to be Bum beads under the passenger seat along with a jar of lube !!
Also cleaned out a car for a rather tasty young lady who has a rather good job at Ipswich hospital, and in the glovebox of her car was a Dirty pair of knickers and a vibrating friend
Nearly recovered a ABANDONED car that had a couple in it shagging ! so that would have been a interesting find when I got it home !! Bet they crapped there pants when they saw my truck pull up in the layby and the lights going, ramps coming down and me with a 13lb sledge about to stick there window through to take it away on the councils request ! Turns out the council had driven past it and as it had been reported as no tax and mot this couple had been snoozing in it !!
All laughing aside tho I
Found a family of pakistani's once in a nissan bluebird I was gonna banger race !
I went into Ipswich with the misses just before christmas and she took me in primark i think she was after a pair of gloves or something and i said to her F*cksakes get me out of here its like a scene out of deliverance ! Ill end up being made to shag my sister like the rest of the inbreds that shop here !! With that about 4 people turned round and gave me the biggest evil going but F*ck was it funny ! haha
We bought a lovely old caravan a few years ago that someone,s son had been living in !! anyway we towed it home, it towed very well and was light too, got home thought we would give a good clean ( as you can imagine ) so we got started, cleaning everything, got to under the seating units and found loads of SUNNY D bottles which were full of liquid , which seemed strange, until i undid one of the lids and then discovered that this chaps son had obviously never used the fitted toilet compartment, so after that we are very carefull where we get caravans from and to make sure that nobody has been living in them. always check for discarded bottles, you never know !!!!!!!!!!it,s hardly the best thing we have ever but maybe the strangest and vile...............
If you're talking about things you found in old caravans, when we got the Safari we found loads and loads of tennis balls. They were in almost every cupboard, every drawer, under the beds, in the wardrode, in the fridge!
Very strange.
The worse thing was that Mike worked with the guy we bought it off.
When we sold it early part of last year, I put them all back into the Safari just for a bit of a giggle. SO I suspect on some classic caravan forum someone from Surrey if moaning about the lady from Suffolk that was into old cars and tennis balls.
The worse thing was that Mike worked with the guy we bought it off. 
When we sold it early part of last year, I put them all back into the Safari just for a bit of a giggle.
SO I suspect on some classic caravan forum someone from Surrey if moaning about the lady from Suffolk that was into old cars and tennis balls. 
