We are told not to eat too much salt Not to eat too many sweets Not to eat fatty foods blah blah blah... So, you eat fruit and veg and everyones happy right?......WRONG!!!!!!!
Apparently if you eat too much fruit you get acid erosion on your teeth and you need a special toothpaste to keep it under control.
What a total load of old bollox! Advertisin is gettin out of hand. A toothpaste for this, a cream for that, stuff to stop wrinkles, moisturiser for men!!!! What next? Lipstick for ya dog?
So make sure you buy three different types of toothpaste or ya teef fall out, fifteen types of shampoo an conditioner or ya hair gets matted an falls out, drink bacteria from a bottle so ya sh1t properly, eat special margarine so ya keep ya cholesterol low, an use all ya beauty cream an moisturisers so ya look lovely whan ya die of starvation cos ya cant afford ya everyday food shoppin. At least youll look nice an young when someone finds ya layin in ya house dead behind ya pilkington self cleanin glass...........
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I am the willing Led by the unknowing Doing the impossibe For the ungrateful.
