John McCain - Insane
Davina McCalls - Balls
Adam and the Ants - Pants
Alan Whickers - Knickers
Andy McNab - Cab
Anthea Turner - Earner
Arthur Ash - Slash
Ayrton Senna - Tenner
Kate Moss - Toss
Barry White - ****e
Bill Murray - Curry
Miley Cyrus - Virus
Boutros Gali - Charlie (cocaine)
Bruce Lee - Pee
Nobby Stiles - Piles
Uri Geller - Stella
Winona Ryder - Cider
Vanessa Feltz - £50 (ie half a ton)
Kylie Minogues - Brogues
Penelope Cruz - Booze
