one day this lorry driver was motoring along a contry road and he saw a priest walking along the grass verge so he stoped to see if he wanted a lift 'where are u going farther' he asked him 'to the church 5 miles down the road' the priest replied 'ok farther hop in' so the priest climbed into the passanger seat and they drove away suddenly the driver saw a lawyer walking along the pavment and as usual he swerved to hit him but then remenbered he had a priest with him and swerved back narrowly missing the lawyer. but he heard a loud noise-thud the lorry driver was a bit puzzled and he glanced in his mirror but he couldnt see anything 'sorry bout that farther he said 2 the priest i nearly hit that lawyer' 'thats ok son' said the priest. i got him with the door
