One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He stops at a Toy Shop and asks, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'
The shop assistant answers, "We have: Work Out Barbie for £ 1 9.95, Shopping Barbie for £ 1 9.95, Beach Barbie for £ 1 9.95, Disco Barbie for £ 1 9.95, Ballerina Barbie for £ 1 9.95, Astronaut Barbie for £ 1 9.95, Skater Barbie for £ 1 9.95, and Divorced Barbie for £265.95" .
The amazed father asks: Why is the Divorced Barbie £265.95 and the others only £ 1 9.95?'
The annoyed assistant rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.