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Date: Oct 2, 2008
Divorced Barbie


smileThe Divorced Barbie Doll

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He stops at a Toy Shop and asks, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'

The shop assistant answers, "We have: Work Out Barbie for £ 1 9.95, Shopping Barbie for £ 1 9.95, Beach Barbie for £ 1 9.95, Disco Barbie for £ 1 9.95, Ballerina Barbie for £ 1 9.95, Astronaut Barbie for £ 1 9.95, Skater Barbie for £ 1 9.95, and Divorced Barbie for £265.95" .

The amazed father asks: Why is the Divorced Barbie £265.95 and the others only £ 1 9.95?'

The annoyed assistant rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.



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Date: Oct 3, 2008

 hahaha
 thought i'd heard that one before but the keychain made outta kens balls was a nice touch.smile

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