YOU EITHER GET IT OR YOU DONT

Condoms!
Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines.

Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life

KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load

Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough

Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing

Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going

Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper

Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide"

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?

Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work

Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile

Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you

Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault Condoms - size really does matter!

Domestos Condoms - gets right in the rim

Heineken Condoms -reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world

Pepperami Condoms - its a bit of an animal

Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)

McDonalds Condoms - I'm Lovin' it!