A man was talking to his mate about his problamatic marriage, "things are bad at home" he says, "she's fed up with me, football, darts, cars, the odd bit of betting - she wont accept any of it". "Anyway, i booked us up a table for 2 last night at 8pm to make ammends, by 9pm things were 10 times worse - she hadn't even potted a single red!"
