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cadillacman


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Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes flat !!!
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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes
 (You MUST read aloud )
 
English

Chinese

That's not right

Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?

Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP

Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man

Dum Fuk

Small Horse

Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?

Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table

Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift

Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here

Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet

Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone

No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week

Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight

Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile

Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive

Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great

Fa Kin Su Pa 



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cruisecentral


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Hahahah ill remember that when Im down the takeaway !! hahaha

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stevie


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You had a premature ejaculation U kum too soon



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Led by the unknowing
Doing the impossibe
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bod


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ha ha , in the words of benny hill's cookie boy "SIRRY IRRIOT".

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