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TOPIC: 21st Century nursery rhymes
Hollywood
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Date: Mar 1, 2008
21st Century nursery rhymes
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won a grand with
Claims Direct.
It's Raining, It's Pouring.
Oh sh!t, it's Global Warming.
Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties.
He can't keep his heart rate down
And she's got diabetes.
Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.
Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its @rse
and turned its wool to nylon.
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cruisecentral
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Date: Mar 6, 2008
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pmsfl good one Lol
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