Bob came home from the pub late one Friday evening, absolutely pi**ed, as he often was and creep into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. So he gave her a peck on the cheek and nodded off to sleep.When he awoke, he found a strange man standing at the end of the bed all dressed in white robes.Who the F*ck are you? demanded Bob and what the F*ck are you doing in my bedroom?The man answered I am St Peter Bob was stunned You mean.. You mean Im dead? Yes!But I have so much to live for please send me back straight away cried Bob.St Peter replied Ok but there is a catch, you can only go back as hen! Bob was devastated but, knowing there was a farm not too far from his house he agreed!A brief flash there is was covered in feathers and clucking around the hens pecking corn from the ground.The farmyard rooster strolled over and said youre new here, Yeah Bob replied But I have strange feeling inside like Im going to explode?The Rooster said your just ovulating dont tell me you have never laid an egg before?NO said Bob, well just relax and let it happen explained the Rooster.So Bob did as he was told and after a few uncomfortable seconds an egg popped out from beneath him.,Hhey said Bob proudly, as an immense feeling of relief swept over him he then knew that reincarnation as a hen was the best thing EVER, But the joy didnt end there. It just kept coming and coming!After the fourth eggs he felt an enormous smack to the back of his head and was awoken by his wife shouting
