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Rum Boy

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Date: Sep 11, 2007
Funeral service


A funeral is being held for an old woman , at the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the coffin out when they accidently bump into a wall, jarring the coffin.
Suddenly, they hear a faint moan, so they open the casket and find that the woman is still alive!!
She lives for ten more years before finally dying, once again at the end of the funeral the pallbearers are carrying out the coffin, "watch that fcukin wall this time " yells the husband!

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Higher than Mr Bowtie

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Date: Sep 11, 2007

ha ha nice one  biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

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Date: Sep 12, 2007

i used to have a horse called treacle
-he had golden stirrups...

he didn't go out much
-he was a shire horse...

two birds sititng on a perch
-one says to the other can you smell fish?"

sorry!
Lol

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