Guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on thecounter, and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks. "What's up with the jar?" Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all themoney... The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. "What are the threetests?" Pay first, those are the rules." says the bartender. So the mangives him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar. "OK," the bartender says. "Here's what you need to do:First, You have to drink that entire gallon of peppertequila, the whole thing, all at once...and you can't make aface while doing it. Second, theres a pit bull dogchained-up out back with a soretooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.Third. - There's a 90-year old woman upstairs who has neverreached orgasm during intercourse. You've gotta make things right for her." The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not anidiot, I won't do it! You have to be nuts to drink a gallon ofpepper tequila, and then do those other things..." "Your call," says the bartender, "but your money stays where it is." As time goes on and the man has a few drinks, then a fewmore, he asks, "Wherez zat tequila?" He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with a bigslurp. Tears streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn't make aface. Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-upand soon the people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy, scufflegoing on outside. They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pitbull yelping and then silence. Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggersback into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large bloodyscratches all over his body. "Now," he says. "Where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"
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