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Mitch is a barstard and stitched me up again!!


Sorry for the long story but,

I was driving down to Southend to collect some steel and ally plate for the Pop and then going to Canvey to collect my sons traveller.  On the way to Southend I called Mitch and asked (as he has a sign shop) if he could quickly knock up a rear number plate for the trailer  as It had a different number on.  When I get there he jumps out of his van runs over and sticks it on.....great quality with vandel proof lettering so you cant pull any letters off!!!


I then drive down to Canvey, people keep going to over take and with the trailer I cut them up and they are all laughing.   Through rush hour traffic up the london road (A13) These bastards all laughing cos of my number plate.

Then I get to Canvey 45 mins later and as I shut the door something catches my eye.....the basterd!!!!


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watch out simon !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! after mitch posting that photo I think he may be having unnatural thoughts about you ????????????????? 
I think he's becoming obsessed about your physique!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just the thought !!!!!!!!!! i'm gonna

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sounds like that mitch has got a lot to answer for. fair play to him si its a good stich up, but they tell me revenge is sweet??

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And what a physique it is too, looks like he sweallowed a space hopper........i remember him when he was 9 stone! Now his left tit weighs 9 stone!
I've got a feelin' that magnetic sign wasn't binned and may re-surface though.....eh Si!

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the number plate thing was a bit funny....but the sticker on the side was fantastic....the way it was planned and every thing....it was so funny i was crying.....I will get him back and he knows it...but revenge they say is a dessert best served cold!!!

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It was going to appear on the side of shreks car as he drove off at the weekend, but a change of plan and it will be seen on the side of 'the bosses' Land Rover in Basra!!  Will try to take a picture and post it if we can!!



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I`m laughing so much it`s hurting

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Mitch wrote:

And what a physique it is too, looks like he sweallowed a space hopper........i remember him when he was 9 stone! Now his left tit weighs 9 stone!
I've got a feelin' that magnetic sign wasn't binned and may re-surface though.....eh Si!


mitch!!!!!!!!!!! you concern me!!!!!!!!!!! first you have secret pin up pictures of your mate...............mmmmmmmmmmmm dodgy.............. now you seem to have a fascination with man boobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmm i think we need to keep an eye on you.......and anyway how do you know that the driver has a small willy.....mmmmmmmmmm  



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Chevy wrote:

I`m laughing so much it`s hurting


Cheers Chris!!



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I`m still laughing 29 minutes later.......................









Can we have some made up for a Tigra ?

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I haven't stopped laughing all day, Mitch you are indeed a barstard of the highest order.

Well done!!!

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here mitch, that funnnyyy, can you do me one of them so i can stick it over the works ****s number plate?  same message, i'll text you his reg and you can give it to spike when he comes to you next week in MY car ( little sod, just as i get some mug interested in it) cheers mate see you soon

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spyke wrote:

here mitch, that funnnyyy, can you do me one of them so i can stick it over the works ****s number plate?  same message, i'll text you his reg and you can give it to spike when he comes to you next week in MY car ( little sod, just as i get some mug interested in it) cheers mate see you soon

above message!
oops that was from me, spyks been to our house to use the computer and hadn't logged off. julie had a good idea, you could just do the slogan in the right yellow and sell them! we'll have a few to leave on random nieghbours cars like the lovely chap who munted my estates nearside!!!



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no i think the best one mitch done was to send stickers through the post and make his own enverlope up with gay and lesbian bondage site writtern all across the top ....post man looks at us now very strange and liveing in a village this does'nt help ..thank you mitch...xxx

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aar, dear ,dear mitch, bless his little bald patch !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
revenge is a dish best served cold, and even worse when served by a woman scorned !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yes he does have his moments ...mitch what goes around comes around ....hahaha i better shut up cos  god knows what he will do next....imagine simon the only gay in the village in lycra mmmm now theres a thought ... no lets not go there ...

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mrs pop wrote:

yes he does have his moments ...mitch what goes around comes around ....hahaha i better shut up cos  god knows what he will do next....imagine simon the only gay in the village in lycra mmmm now theres a thought ... no lets not go there ...

oh ,dear !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what have you done ????????????????????????????
thats an awful lot of lycra !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you've just put me right of my food ...... I home slim reads this before mitch does ?????????? 



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i don't matter cos he gets rid of  most of what i say any way.....he up the yard so takeing advantage heheheheh.....   better go on e-bay for the lycra get it at cost hahahha......he gonna kill me ....



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can you buy that sort of size in one piece ????????????????????????
I know if you used leather you would need at least three cows ..ha.ha

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I'm sure we could knock something up for Si on my sewing machine.

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i think 3 cows and a donky for good measure....hahah oh he def gonna kill me now...

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is that all !!!!!!!!!!! and I thought he was bigger than me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he must be that sex god / fashion guru that he keeps claiming to be after all ..ha.ha..

simone in lycra !!!!!!!!! I can't get that horrible thought out of my head....... I think i'm gonna be siicks

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oooooppps silly me forgot to skin the pussy cat for a bit of fluff ....you know where i mean ...nudge nudge wink wink.....

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on the grounds of moral decency and all that sort of thing, i cannot force that thought upon decent ,normal people !!!!!!!!!!! mind you if they fit that description what are they doing on here anyway ?????????????????? 

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hahahahahhahaha

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Dear Mr Bowtie

Please can I borrow your Daveth the gay suit. I may have to take several yards of lycra out of the sides and increase the size of the cod piece so it will fit.

Can you please clean the staines first.

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Mr POPular wrote:

Dear Mr Bowtie

Please can I borrow your Daveth the gay suit. I may have to take several yards of lycra out of the sides and increase the size of the cod piece so it will fit.

Can you please clean the staines first.


its spelt dafydd !!!!!!!!! you incompetent arse !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
don't you mean add a few yards into it to go round your monster truck size spare tyre, that you wear around your middle !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cod piece ??????????????????? is that where that smell comes from !!!!!!!!!!!



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Im sorry i miss spelt the name of your suit and as I havnt used your suit yet, the smell must come from its owner

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Mr POPular wrote:

Im sorry i miss spelt the name of your suit and as I havnt used your suit yet, the smell must come from its owner

how would you know ?????????????????? keep your nose away from my cod piece  you perv !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Jo told me, you 2 have been having a right good gossip while I was out.

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Mr POPular wrote:

Jo told me, you 2 have been having a right good gossip while I was out.

 your only jealous !!!!!!!!!!! gay boy !!!!!!!!!
-- Edited by mr bowtie at 19:21, 2007-03-25

-- Edited by mr bowtie at 19:27, 2007-03-25

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