A Ukrainian woman bumps into the Chelski football squad in a night club, she approaches John Terry and gets him to sign her left breast, then she gets Drogba to sign her right breast, she then asks Mourinho for his autograph on her c**t, he agree's so the woman drops her knickers, suddenly,Mourinho turns white and say's "on second thoughts i think i'll pass, the last time i signed one of those it cost me £30 million!"
