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Donkey
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http://www.galwayfirst.ie:80/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=114&Item
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Drinking problem
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A man moves to New York City from Felixstowe leaving behind his 2 best friends, to keep their tradition of nightly drinks alive, every night he goes to a British themed pub and orders 3 pints, after a month the barman is curious and asks the man what he's doing. Touched by his story, the barman has the...
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chucky
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slags
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a son asks his dad the difference between "theoretically" and "realistically". dad thinks , then says go ask ya mum if she'd sleep with the milkman for £1million quid.mum says yes. dad says now ask your sister if she'd sleep with the man at the corner shop for £2million...
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Bird flu
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In a bid to erradicate the spread of bird flu the irish air force has just bombed the canary islands
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Eskimo
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An Eskimo was driving in Wales and his car broke down, when the breakdown service came out to fix his car the mechanic looked under the bonnet and said " the problem is you blown a seal" , the puzzled Eskimo say's " well you shag sheep!"
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5 Kings
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Name the 5 Kings that have brought happiness in peoples lives? Answers; Drinking Licking Sucking Fcuking Wanking
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anti terrorist police
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Police in Liverpool have arrested 3 of 4 known terrorists, bin muggin, bin thievin and bin dealin, there was no sign of bin workin!
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chucky
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Essex girl
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An Essex girl is driving down the A12 when her boyfriend phones her,"treacle" he say's, "i just heard on the radio that there's a car going the wrong way down the A12, please be careful", "it's not just one car!" say's the Essex girl, "there&#...
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chucky
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swimmer
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that can swim across a pool? Clever dick!
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chucky
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Scouser
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At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge scouser bloke 6ft 5in Tall and 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers, the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian. Leaning over...
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no dates or sex
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after no dates or sex for 5 years a woman goes to see a chinese expert sex therapist dr chang. he says " take off all your croase, get down and craw reery reery fast to other side room" she does, "ok craw reery reery fast back" as she did dr chang shook his head." your probrem vewy...
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little boy
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a little boy arrives at school whith a cat under his arm.. the teacher rips into him, demanding to know whats going on ! the little boy said its for the cats safety? how do you mean the teacher replies, well miss as i left for school i over heard the milkman telling my mum that as soon as i go to school he was goi...
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a medical
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A medical professor was lecturing his 1st year students about "involuntary muscle contractions". To liven up the lesson he asked one of the female students, "for example,do you know what your ars#hole is doing while youre having an orgasm"? she replies probably having a dri...
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girls
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an american girl, a french girl & an african girl are travelling in a plane. the plane is about to crash. the american girl puts on makeup. everyone was curious. rescuers will save a beutifull girl first she said. the french girl opens her bra, rescuers will save a a girl with beutifull breasts. the...
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Mourinho's new signing
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A Ukrainian woman bumps into the Chelski football squad in a night club, she approaches John Terry and gets him to sign her left breast, then she gets Drogba to sign her right breast, she then asks Mourinho for his autograph on her c**t, he agree's so the woman drops her knickers, suddenly,Mourin...
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Marriage
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Q: Why is marriage a three ring circus? A: First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and then the suffering!
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Oops - Infamous Quotes
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1 "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them serious." (Alan Minter) 2 "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria: I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing ! "(Pat Glenn - weightlifting commentator) 3 "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes in...
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Terraplane Toots
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0 to 60
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the wife dosent like the car i got her, she said she wants something that goes from to 140 in 3 secs, so i got the fat cow a set of bathroom scales.
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Senior moments.
(Preview)
 -- Edited by Fi at 20:30, 2007-02-19
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wet dream
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man says to wife,"i had a wet dream about you last night.."she says realy?" he says, "yes, you got hit by a bus, and i pissed myself laughing".
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dave
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dave, a life long national front member is a major car crash. when he comes round 3 days later in hospital, the docter says dave, ive good news and bad news. bad news youve had 2 pints of pakie blood and 2 pints of nigga blood. dave screams what the f##k is the good news you wanker. doc says your **** is 6 inche...
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frog
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a man comes back from the amazon with a **** sucking frog, & shows it to his wife, she asks, what should i do whith that? he says teach it to cook, then f##k off.
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surgeon
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consultant surgeon says to colleague, did you tell the paki in bed 9 he only had a week to live? yes,he replied. you ba~~ard: i wanted to tell him.
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BUSTED!
(Preview)
Special for Valentines Day https://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o181/ruthelmer/?action=view¤t=BUSTED.flv
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Terraplane Toots
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Donut Vid
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http://www.funpic.hu/en.picview.php?id=25354
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Happy valentine
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I got the wife a bag and a belt for valentines, the hoover works a treat now!!
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chucky
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Do Your Homework!
(Preview)
A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand down to her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing...
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Birmingham Police
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Police in birmingham have arrested 3 of 4 known islamic terrorists. Bin Muggin, Bin Thievin, and Bin Dealin. There was no sign of Bin Workin...............
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tech Q&A
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a woman is crwaling across the floor with c*m dribbling out of her ass and both sides of her mouth....What does that tell you? The floors level!!!
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digger
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two girls
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two girls sat in an office and one says to the other.... does your **** tingle after an orgasm? the other replies.. No he farts, rolls over and goes to sleep!!
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digger
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