A naked woman slips in her bathroom and does the splits and ends up suctioned to the floor by her fanny, her husband tries but cant budge her so calls his mate who says " i'll go get a hammer, we can break the tiles and lift her " "ok i'll lick her ear and play with her tits when your gone" says the husband, "why?" says his mate, " if i can get her wet maybe we can slide her to the kitchen where the tiles are cheaper!"
