Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?A. Bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?A. Granny.Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?A. Sorted.
Q. Why did the chav cross the road?A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.
Q. What do you call a chav in a suit?A. The defendant.
Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?A. The bride.
Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?A. What you looking at?Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?A. Big Mac please.
Q. Two chavs in a car without any music - who is driving?A. The policeman!
Mr POPular wrote: Sounds more like Essex girls to me!!
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