murphy calls round to see his mate paddy who has got a broken leg, paddy asks murphy to nip up stairs to get his slippers because his feet are freezing, when murphy gets upstairs he sees paddys two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their bed, "hello girls, your dad sent me up here to shag both of you", "fcuk off you weirdo" they said, so murph say's "ok i'll prove it to you", so he shouts down to paddy, "both of them pat?", "of course, what's the use of ****ing one of them!?"
