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Well I've bought an old car...


...but its not a minor and its not really any kind of hotrod/custom.


So don't shun me guys but i've bought a......


Renault 9 turbo and it will wear turtlespeed stickers with pride!!!



-- Edited by qwerty at 20:39, 2006-11-06

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Qwerty!! Where yu been!? We missed yu!


Renault 9 turbo eh...........well............its better than a Saxo


Is it quick?


I had a Renault 21 turbo once, that was very quick, kept breaking though.


First thought was, why? But when you give it some thought i guess it is Turtlespeed material.


You see, when turtlespeed was formed it was about scooters that looked slow and went fast. We upset many a motorbike away from the lights. I guess your car sums that up now days. They dont look much (no offence) but do go well and have got lots of potential. Will upset many a Saxo VTS owner.


So where is the pic then?


Madmoggy wanted those wheels and i was holding them for you. As you're not having a Minor now is it ok to offer them to him?



-- Edited by Mitch at 21:23, 2006-11-06

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IT looks absolutely crap its a renault 9!!! The previous owner even removed the turbo badges!! So its ultimate stealth.


I would be estatic if you gave those wheels to Madmoggy! As long as they get put on a sweet minor. Still feel free to pop in at xmas.


Pics will be up in a minute



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Im sorry Im a bit of a renault freak. I really like them. Good on yer mate..


Where you been?



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The forum doesn't work very well at work. (I can't actually see the forum I have to access the different sections by my previous posts) and I also got sucked back into retro rides.


I'm taking it I've missed Simon announcing to the world his intention to live life as a woman!!


Heres some pics just the ebay ones








I bought it because I knew of the car already and it was extremely local and I was impressed with it when I went to see it. Only problem is it doesn't actually work and hasn't been on the road for 3 years but these are mere minor technicalities



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Looks alright You just need some nice fluffy dice in the front.


qwerty wrote:







I'm taking it I've missed Simon announcing to the world his intention to live life as a woman!!





 Only at weekends, then you can call him Simone.  The rest of the time it's butch old Simon.


 



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Fluffy dice are already sorted!


Its been named the Black pig for the last 10 years so I think that name'll stick!


You got the old bit right but dunno bout the butch!



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qwerty wrote:



You got the old bit right but dunno bout the butch!




Laughs in a very dirty laugh at that bit.

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Pack it in the pair of you!!!! 



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Well full story and updates here:


http://retrorides.proboards86.com/index.cgi?board=readersrides&action=display&thread=1163349152&page=1



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Hey Qwerty,


Saw a black Renault 9 Turbo today, so i followed it and chatted to him when he stopped and the blokes mate had a Renault 11 turbo too, both went like stink. He seemed surprised that some old bald bloke in a Charger was showing so much interest in he's Renault.  They're growing on me.



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Mitch wrote:


He seemed surprised that some old bald bloke in a Charger was showing so much interest in he's Renault.  


Thats cos he thought the lead singer from right said fred was trying to chat him up!

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You got that car working yet Qwerty?

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Ok Qwerty, just found out your selling the Renault. What went wrong? Have you still got Saxo. Come on tell us whats going on mate. Perhaps its time for a Minor.......i dont mean a school girl before Simon cracks a joke!

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I bought it at the wrong time of year and then realised I have no skill/ability.


 I've still got the saxo and its gunna be recieving some chavving (sorry guys). I'm thinking along the lines of slammed, black wheels and rear windows full of stickers, maybe a side exit zorst.


Come the spring/summer, I will be buying a retro of some sort this time with an mot


The Turtlespeed stickers have found a home on the kamper


Anychance of getting ones that stick on the inside of the windows??



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