english , Irish and scots men talking about how they woo their wives. English man: when I have breakfast with my wife I always say pass me the honey , honey Scots man: When I have breakfast with ma missus I always say pass me the suger, suger Paddy is having a panic attack and has to think quickly........ When I have breakfast with my woman I always say .. Pass me the bacon ye fat pig.
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