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Post Info TOPIC: Distractions When Driving your top 5 please?


Guru

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Date: Mar 28, 2009
Distractions When Driving your top 5 please?


Here's mine (in no particular order)


1. listening to that random noise that's suddenly appeared
2. woman jogging
3. how close is that BMW/Merc/Volvo/Deranged woman in big 4X4 behind me??!
4 Will i make it on the fuel that I have!
5. Any half decent/interesting old cars.


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WIND POWERED

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waving at another beetle/camper
congratulating myself for dropping a massive fart
thats about it really.

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1. Hubby with his hand on the jesus handle.

2. Kids arguing in the back of the car.

3.The big turd that just landed on the screen.

4. The big turd in the beemer behind me trying to go over me rather than around me lol.

5. The guys on the side of the road taking a leak.

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1 how far i can get the needle past the top limit on the speedo
2 everyone over takin me because i have L plates
3 make sure the police man behind me doesnt notice that all of my electrics dont work and that my bike is rather loud for a standard exhaust
4 wondering why the person behind me feels it is nescasary to come as close as they can before over taking
5 trying to make sure that there is no police man with the little speed guns

-- Edited by problem child on Saturday 28th of March 2009 02:02:06 PM

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Rum Boy

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trying to have a shave, eat my breakfast, roll up and smoke a fag, drink a cup of coffee and comb my hair all at the same time as driving to work only to have some idiot flashing his lights and giving hand signals behind me which distracts me so i wobble slightly!
Driving past high schools at kicking out time...
trying to do a snot rocket out of the window
i also find constantly texting is quite hard to do when driving and quite off putting but i do manage fairly well..


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Receiving Oral pleasure in a Hillman Avenger on the A5 going to Milton Keynes Shopping
Before Kids With EX wife ....


Ahhhhhhhh Great Days

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1. sitting behind a old biddie with his foot constantly on the brakes
2. being able to hear the boom box in the other car behind
3. cyclists takeing up half the bloody road
4. men picking thier nose's yuk yuk
5. listerning to people moan about your driveing sitting next to you

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Rum Boy

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You can add to that - women drivers in poxy 4x4's! evileye

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1.will the car get me to my desination witout..
2...overheating
3.losing oil?oil presure...
4.being pulled by the local traffic cops..
5.trying to avoid formentioned traffic cops.

and do i have my mobil on me for emergances.
i find a small pray offten helps as i drive ,as in" o' god dont let me break down here"(in traffic jam into car show) "please god ,make that coper behind me turn off at the next turning "lol lol. and im not normal religious.lol.

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