A convict breaks into a house and ties up the husband and wife, he jumps on the wife, kisses her ear and then runs to the bathroom. The husband whispers to his wife "satisfy him, or he'll kill us. i saw the way he kissed you, just be strong, i love you" The wife repiles " he didnt kiss me, he whispered in my ear he's gay, horny and looking for the vaseline, i told him it's in the bathroom. let's see who's ****in strong now!"
