Being British is about drivin in a german car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then on the way home you grab an Indian curry or turkish kebab, to sit on a swedish sofa and watch USA shows on a Japanese tv. and most of all being suspicious of anything foreign - oh and only in Britain .... can you get a pizza delivered faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain pens to the counter. also supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for prescription whilst healthy people get their fags at the front of the shop! we might be British but by **** we're funny!
