what is the difference between a ginger and a brick?
a brick can get layed.
A police officer stops a Ginge for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
A Ginge pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburretor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
There's this Ginge out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another Ginge on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second Ginge looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
A gorgeous young blonde goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The blonde took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, "You're not really a blonde, are you? "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a Ginge." "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the Ginge behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the Ginge yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
A Russian, an American, and a Ginge were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Ginge said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Ginge replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
