A man was lying on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms or legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said ' Have you ever had a hug' The man said 'No', so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said 'Have you ever had a kiss'. The man said 'No', so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman walked over to him, knelt down and whispered in his ear, Have you ever been F****d? The fellow looked up in amazement and said 'No' The woman smiled and said ....
