3 men, an Irish Farmer, Osama Bin Laden & an English man are granted a wish each by a genie. Irish farmer wished all the land in Ireland could be forever fertile. This was done in a flash.
Osama was amazed, I want a wall all around all Muslim Countries so no Western infidels can come to our precious land. I a flash a great wall appeared around all Muslim Countries.
English man said tell me more about the wall. Genie says its 5000ft high, 5000ft thick nothing gets in and nothing gets out. English man smiles, Lights up a Hamlet and says.fill the f*cker up with water then!!
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