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chucky


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Date: Nov 30, 2007
8 things a woman should say to her bloke
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1.  i'm bored, lets shave my pussy

2.  are you sure you've had enough to drink?

3.  that fart was great, do another one

4.  of course i swallow, i love the taste of cum

5.  no thats alright, you drink all that beer and watch porno, i'll do the washing up

6.  just for a change could you put it in my arse

7.  how about you get that hot girl from work to join us in a threesome

8.  marriage? no way!


unfortunatly, carlsberg dont do girlfriends!

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dell


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that would be the ultimate bird, bet there aint many of them around ha habiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

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stevie


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My missus often says number 3 smile.gif

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