A man goes into ann summers to buy some lingerie for his wife. He notices that the more see through it is the dearer it is, so he buys the most expensive at £150. His wife rushes upstairs to put it on, on seeing how seethrough it is she decides to go naked instead so she can take it back and get a refund. She appears at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose. With that the husband shouts "christ it wasn't that creased in the shop" !!
SOMEDAY SON ALL THIS WILL BE MINE!!
