Alittle old lady goes to a grocery shop to buy cat food, she picks up 3 cans and takes them to the checkout, the girl at the till says " i'm sorry but we cant sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat, a lot of old people buy it to eat and the management wants proof that you're buying cat food for your cat". so the little old lady goes home, picks up her cat and takes it to the shop, they sell her the cat food. The next day, she goes back to the shop carrying a small box with a hole in the lid, "put your finger in the hole," she tells the cashier angrily, so she puts her finger in the hole then pulls it out sharpish, "it smells like $hit" she says, "it is" says the old lady, "now can i buy 4 rolls of toilet paper?!"
